I like chocolate, boys with nice hair, and not wearing pants.
They’re driving fast cars, but they don’t know where they’re going
In the fast lane, living life without knowing
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
The runs get longer, the pace gets faster, the shorts get shorter, the ice baths get colder, the hills get steeper, and you get better.
In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.
and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one”
And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”
*squints at finland*
If you got the chance would you join an animal orgy?
Me: hell yeah
Ben: only if they are rabbits
puppies are touchable happiness